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The Expert's Guide - NG 3 The Expert's Guide - NG 3

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

No offense meant

But this is an outlandishly overrated flash. It might be a useful tutorial for people who have been here for less then a week, but other then that it's just a whole bunch of messily organized text that really should not be ruining other artist's chances of winning an award.

highwatermark responds:

Look, you're a good author, but you never used your brain to think "what do the people want?".

Flash don't get overrated, they just get rated (this isn't that high BTW)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hail Denvish

All API... Denvish is an actionscript legend.


But after the critter is hurled I can't play again.

Denvish responds:

Really? That weird. Are you on a MAC or something?

Flash Halo: CTF Flash Halo: CTF

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Seems a bit unfinished

For what it is, it's a really good game, but a few problems were quite distracting, such as the way enemies seem to spawn from out of nowhere to steal your flag, and sometimes its hard to climb in the warthog. It was fun for a few seconds, and I loved the sprite- halo style. The CTF was kind of fun, but it would be better if there was more too it. The sound FX and loops were also quite good.

Cursors of the Future! Cursors of the Future!

Rated 4 / 5 stars

now THAT is cool

My favorite one was definetely the Caterpillar the DNA one was slightly cooler but didn't have all the charm and character of the catterpillar. I don't want to think about how difficult some of those must have been to script in flash, given the psuedo- 3D effects and such. I think it could have not used the spaceship though, the sound was a bit annoying, and it merely re-hashed the fire one. Also, I'm really looking foward to the sequel, and If I could make one suggestion, it would be to make it so that when you click the NEXT or PREVIOUS button, the cursors disappear immediately. Nice, nice work.

OMFG Hentai Game 2 OMFG Hentai Game 2

Rated 2 / 5 stars

I thought this was a protest

I thought this was a protest against the flood of hentai "sim dates" that we've had in the portal. Its kinda funny how despite how mediocre some of them are we return to them over and over again, no matter how many times we've seen a naked pencil drawing. As for the flash, it would be nice if it had some voices (although sometimes subpar voice acting can ruin the humor element, so I can see one reason why you didnt have voices.) It wasnt much in the graphics department, either. At least you put some extra (although some were obvious) questions.

Evil's Shoot Evil's Shoot

Rated 2 / 5 stars

It was a good effort

The whole Hit and Miss counters were excellent additions, they gave the game an actual purpose, rather than just frantically clicking around. I found the sound and the faces to be a quite a bit humorous, hence the 3 in humor. The music with the little explosions were almost everything someone could want in the sound for a game like this. One suggestion I would have is to have a little gun at the bottom that follows the x- coordinate of the mouse.

Evade the Bullies! Evade the Bullies!

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Quite good for a first flash.

I couldnt beat the last level tho. Kinda hard.

Lemme guess... You played the Classroom 2?

Begoner responds:

Nah, I just can't draw anything more complex than a circle. =(

Flash Tips 1-3 Flash Tips 1-3

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


You seem to know about this stuff. I need to ask you a question: I submitted a flash to NG (Ricardos Revenge) and deleted the FLA and the SWf. I want to edit that movie. Im not stealing someone elses work, I promise. How would I open it from the URL into flash? Please respond.

O, and the tips were really good, and the music kicked ass.

FLiXD responds:

You can't edit it. You could capture the swf file, but there's no way to decompile it to a state where you could rebuild/edit it (as far as I know). If you need the swf, clear your temp internet files, view the Flash, then look in your temp internet files again.

Election 2004 Quiz! Election 2004 Quiz!

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

It was ok nut a bit hard to understand

And why wasnt PacoW on that list?
Check my recent BBS posts to know what im talking about.

Terrorist Hunt v2.0 Terrorist Hunt v2.0

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Yay I beat it

I deserve a cookie.

It was ok, but too hard. You like have to memorize where the guys come out. Also the blood animations were hilariously bad. Nice tracing job tho.